Who the hell are these morons?

*sigh*...I seem to be a noticing an evolution of my posts (DID YOU SEE THAT GEORGIA??? I SAID EVOLUTION! EVOLUTION, EVOLUTION, EVOLUTION).

I'm getting bitter. Is it my age? Maybe. But I'm more inclined to blame the increasing numbers of complete moron assholes...or morholes...in the world around me. I hate you all so very, very much.

I was originally planning on having another "Separated at Birth" post. I couldn't help but draw "wild hair" comparisons between Saddam Hussein (at the time of capture) and James Brown (at the time of his recent arrest). But then I decided I would be insulting the Godfather of Soul, and I really didn't want to do that.

But in the process of looking for Saddam photos, I came across this site: La Voz de Aztlan, or, How I Grew Up to Be a Conspiracy Theorist and Hate the Country That Allows Me to Have This Website....whichever.

The link that drew me in was a story claiming the Saddam capture as a hoax. Look at how nicely they used Photoshop to draw the arrows to the meat and dates! And such irrefutable evidence from sources I'm sure exist and know what they're talking about!

Well, as you can imagine, I had to look for more! They are obviously "in the know." I got roped into an article entitled: "New York to be Nuked on Feb. 2", complete with another Photoshop masterpiece. My favorite part of the story:
"It is heartening to see that more and more Americans are finally awakening to the fact that there are sinister forces within the government taking their orders from an 'International Cabal'. "

Gah! I've spent more time on these people then they deserve.

Posted by Desiree on January 30, 2004 at 12:36 PM | TrackBack